Shrek (2001)

[Man] "Once upon a time

there was a lovely princess.

"But she had an enchantment

upon her of a fearful sort...

"which could only be broken

by love's first kiss.

"She was locked away

in a castle...

"guarded by a terrible

fire-breathing dragon.

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"Many brave knights had attempted

to free her from this dreadful prison,

"but none prevailed.

"She waited in

the dragon's keep...

"in the highest room

of the tallest tower...

for her true love

and true love's first kiss."

[Laughing]

Like that's ever gonna happen.

- [Paper Rustling, Toilet Flushes]

- What a load of...

# Somebody once told me

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the world is gonna roll me #

# I ain't the sharpest tool

in the shed #

# She was lookin'kind of dumb

with her finger and her thumb #

# In the shape of an "L"

on her forehead #

# The years start comin'

and they don't stop comin'#

# Fed to the rules

and I hit the ground runnin'#

# Didn't make sense

not to live for fun #

# Your brain gets smart

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but your head gets dumb #

# So much to do

So much to see #

# So what's wrong with

takin'the backstreets #

# You'll never know

if you don't go #

# You'll never shine

if you don't glow #

# Hey, now

You're an all-star #

# Get your game on, go play #

# Hey, now, you're a rock star

Get the show on, get paid #

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# And all that

glitters is gold #

# Only shootin'stars

break the mold #

# It's a cool place

and they say it gets colder #

# You're bundled up now

but wait till you get older #